@ The Port

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

for people like soonseng





Sunday, August 27, 2006


how funny is thiss hahaha.
guys, dont be so despo k!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Soon Seng



boredom inspires me

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

just some random pictures out of sheer boredom.

" I waant it thaat way"
Now,the guy in the middle might look cool all in this picture la...
But look @ the way he smiles here. .

Father of 3 boys.




Thursday, August 10, 2006

Graduated


To Adrienne, we're all proud of you
Thanks for the love

Todays funny moment was brought to you by

Soon Seng

everyone: yo, like what are the rest doing now?

SoonSeng: they're watching a movie at Willie's place la.

everyone: oh, what movie they watching?

SoonSeng: Poisson!

everyone: what movie is that?

Terrence: Posseidon lah!

everyone: kwa kwa kwa kwa

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The Happy Family

Parents: Mr & Mrs Ee Soon Seng
In 1969, due to some poor fluke accidental event due to the alignment of the stars, one Mr Ee Soon Seng wedded one Miss Emily Seck. Till today, noone really knows how he got her to marry her. Mr Ee on the other hand, keeps making up bullshit sappy love encounters, ripped off from 1980s Hong Kong love stories.
The 12 Sons
1. Daryl Ee
The oldest son of the Ee family, was once an aspiring football star but has now lost his touch after being diagnose with 'kaki-bunga' disease. Currently trying to break into showbizness (haha.. goodluck la)
2. Colin Ee
The youngest of the Ee sons. As you can see, its amazing how a toddler can wear a suit and pose for the camera. Currently undergoing potty training.
3. Hang Ee
3rd son of the family. Ran away from home because people(especially his brothers) kept making fun of his surname.
4. Ee Jun Ming
One of the most talented of the Ee children. Brilliance in guitar with waterfall-like hair. However, screws everything up when he opens his mouth. Currently doing his 11th year in Law.
5. Mun Ee
Middle child of the Ee family. Currently doing Electrical Engineering because he thought thats what his surname stands for. Also most likely to get AIDS. Currently supplying hamsap VCDs to pasar malams all over Asia.
6. Mike Ee
Black sheep of the family. Due to involvement in gangsterism, was first put in jail at the tender age of 18 months. Currently doing a 'Proper English' Course.
7. Aaron Ee
The diamond of the Ee sons, extremely successful in life. Only dates models. Currently finishing his 5th Ph.D. (wonder who wrote this post)
8. Tony Ee
The only doctor in the family. However, due to self esteem issues, can only treat male patients. Currently piercing his nose.
9. Jon Ee
The coolest of the Ee children. Sadly thats the only thing he's good at. Currently living it up in a bachelor pad.
10. Terrence Ee
The reborn-ed child of the Ee family. The son that the father is most jealous of. Currently doing good works everywhere he goes.
11. Kai Ee
The richest of the sons, due to his invention of the 'money tree'. Only breathes Gucci Oxygen. Currently trying to change his name to LV.
12. Lucien Ee
Self proclaimed superstar of the family. In 1999 changed his name to Lucien 'I Got a Hot Body' Ee to usher in the new millenium. Currently the one in love with the microphone.
Disclaimer: Hope nobody takes this seriously. Its all good fun. Learn to laugh at yourself, just like I am. HAha